Eating the Web: Kombucha Tweets

What does Kombucha taste like?

I'm so confused. Kombucha tastes like blended garbage and toilet water. Is this healthy? Somebody hold me.
— Adam Rippon (@Adaripp) July 29, 2013

Kombucha seems like gross garbage water until you remember you’re Korean and that’s pretty much what we’re all about
— Bryan Lee O'Malley (@radiomaru) July 29, 2013

Mmm kombucha. Smells like gym socks. Tastes like awesome.
— M. E. Patterson (@mepatterson) May 25, 2013

My mom on kombucha: "I like it! It tastes like vinegar and beer together"
— Shaun Medina (@no_motivaShaun) May 23, 2013

Kombucha is so disgusting but I can't stop drinking it
— Prince Pringle (@SassMeSilly) August 8, 2013

Is it supposed to be this gross?

"If I'm so grossed out by kombucha, how am I ever going to have a baby?"
— Overheard in PDX (@Portland_Flavor) May 26, 2013

Ew ew ew I think I just swallowed a piece of my kombucha's scoby. D:
— Jason L (@jasonsbites) May 25, 2013

A much kinder description of kombucha includes relating the taste of kombucha to that of cider. Check out this post for one person's pleasant description of kombucha!

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